It's the American Way to make your fortune off of another's effort, but you need to be sly about it. Money is easily flattered and cajoled, but it can also be overwhelmed when stuck at a large institution. Try taking it to a smaller bank, or slip it into a cozy credit union. Build your money's confidence and make it believe your small sum is just as important as Trump's fortune.

Don't let your money get too cocky though or it'll be in for a fall. Make sure you educate your money and let it know that making sensible decisions and taking care of the mundane is just as respectable as paying for a bit of bling or a new electronic gadget that will be tired in 6 months.

Give your money the confidence and solid foundation to grow into a respectable means of support for you.